Ang Pagbabalik Showbiz Tambalan

DECAY: Diri, Recto, nagpapasikrap ka man saako sadto?
RECTO: Paghuna ko di mo naririparuhan.

RECTO: Atog napung-awon ako saimo
DECAY: Mao man gud ako.

Ini si Maning daghan ini kabeses naging best supporting actor kaya lang insasadidri lang niya niya an script. Niyan lang pagsabi na kaya siya naguupod sa pagbisita sadto kay...

(hapota niyo si Eden san rason)

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***photos courtesy of agnes and recto***

Ang 5 Katotohanan Sa Mundo

Una: Di lahat ng ngipin mo ay abot ng dila mo.
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Pangalawa: Susubukan ng mga tanga kung totoo ang una.
Pangatlo: Ang una ay mali.
Pangapat: Matutuwa ka dahil nagmukha kang tanga.
Panglima: Pabasa mo ito sa iba pa para makabawi ka.
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***from Laguna Libre***

Just for Fun

An atheist was walking through the woods.

"What majestic trees"!

"What powerful rivers"!

"What beautiful animals"!

He said to himself.

As he was walking alongside the river,

he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him.

He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him.
.He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him. He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer. He tripped & fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him.

At that instant the Atheist cried out, "Oh my God!" Time stopped. The bear froze.The forest was silent. As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. "You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident. "Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer"?

The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the bear a Christian"?"Very w ell," said the voice. The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke:

"Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen."

***emailed by Eden***

Nostalgia '81.............................

mula sa Mahiwagang Baul ni Alpog

(being auctioned now at Christie's, initial bidding price US$3M)

very clear tabi ini na picture. this is posted to test your vision. kun malabo an imod mo, it's time to have your eyes checked!!!

***docs and photo courtesy of Alpog***

Nostalgia '81...........................

Dancalan Beach Reunion

tangkodi daw niyo kun sin-o an may gapot san long neck.

wara nakapiyok sa mga lalaki san tiyokon niya ini. sabi

niya pakatapos: "diri niyo kaya an kaya ko...hik!"

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JSRMI Drum and Bugle Corps
(a pose for posterity w/o the drums and the bugles)

Star Struck circa'80

(hain man kamo niyan mga taga showbiz???????)

***photos courtesy of Alpog***

How To Stay Young!

We all need to read this one over and over until it becomes part of who we are!

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HOW TO STAY YOUNG

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1. Try everything twice. On Madams tombstone (of Whelan's and Madam) she said she wanted this epitaph: Tried everything twice...loved it both times!

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2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down. (Keep this in mind if you are one of those grouches.)

3. Keep learning: Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain get idle. "An idle mind is the devil's workshop." And the devil's name is Alzheimer's!

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4. Enjoy the simple things.

5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath. And if you have a friend who makes you laugh, spend lots and lots of time with HIM/HER.

6. The tears happen: Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person who is with us our entire life, is ourselves. LIVE while you are alive.

How To Stay...

7. Surround yourself with what you love: Whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge.

8. Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help , and if there is no help available, learn to live with what you have!!
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9. Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, even to the next county, to a foreign country, but NOT to where the guilt is.


10. Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity.

11. Forgive now those who made you cry. You might not get a second time.
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And if you don't send this to at least 4 people - who cares? But do share this with someone .
Lost time can never be found!

emailed by eden